Saturday, May 30, 2009

regarding Fabulous Stains covers.


YACHT, whom I have never heard of until just now, is putting out a 7" of Fabulous Stains covers entitled Don't Put Out June 16. HECK YES. It'll feature "Waste of Time" and "Professionals" from the '80s cult film, Ladies and Gentleman, The Fabulous Stains. "Waste of Time" is streaming via the link above. The band gives it a great tweaking, keeping the apathetic vocals but blending in a poppy disco groove. Given how sparse the original was with just rudimentary guitar, this cover is both faithful yet original. If I had money, I'd try to score one of the 1,000 copies pressed, but I'll prolly have to settle for the digital option.

Speaking of da Stains, check out Ladies and Gentleman, The Fabulous Stains. It's a surprisingly smart punk flick (featuring a very young Diane Lane and Laura Dern) that predicts the riot grrl movement. It chronicles the rise and fall of Lane 'n' Dern's band, The Fabulous Stains, and the impact their violent feminist music has on America's lady-youth. At 87 minutes, it's not a perfect film - the rise/fall dynamic is forced and naive and there are some really stupid movie cliches - but the soundtrack, which blends glam rock, punk, and reggae is spot-on, perhaps helped by a bevy of icons, including but not limited to Paul Simonon from The Clash and Steve Jones and Paul Cook from the Sex Pistols. Lane is affecting in one of her first film roles, playing fucked-up teenage orphan Corinne Burns with a mix of anger and fragility, determination and nihilism.

Basically, if you like punk rock and hate sexist pigs, check out the flick, then hit up YACHT's covers.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Nirvana - 'In Utero'

[Strap in. I flipped pickles when I saw that punknews.org didn't have an In Utero review. I like to bait the kids from time to time, so I made this mother wicked long and scholarly or whatever.]

16 years after its release and 15 after the death of its primary creator Kurt Cobain, it feels almost pointless to review Nirvana’s studio swansong In Utero. Almost. The record topped numerous “best of” lists both in its day (Rolling Stone ranked it number one for 1993, while Village Voice gave it the number two slot) and since (Pitchfork, Rolling Stone, Spin, and others have all factored it into some sort of rock retrospective, both ’90s-centric and otherwise). Plenty of words have already been dedicated to its description – Spin’s Charles Aaron delivered the best, most to-the-point review with “The difference between drums produced by Butch Vig and drums produced by Steve Albini is the difference between watching somebody get punched in the gut and being punched in the gut.” Rolling Stone’s Charles M. Young once wrote that “if you time the album, the dissonance would probably outweigh the melody by a factor of three to one – but the dissonance is compelling.” And Gillian G. Gaar’s 101-page look at the album for the 33 1/3 series, while at times tedious (she catalogues every In Utero demo ever), covers the album’s creation with a record collector’s obsession.

With so much hooplah about it, why bother reviewing In Utero? Well, for starters, it’s the only essential Nirvana release lacking from the Org’s vaults (Feel free to champion/tear down lesser works like Incesticide and From the Muddy Banks of Wishkah, ye hounds of the Internets). Which is a shame, since it’s a pretty good album that tends to get overshadowed by Nevermind’s cultural impact and MTV Unplugged in New York’s honesty, humor, and fragility. As Charles R. Cross once wrote, “If it is possible for an album that sold four million copies to be overlooked, or underappreciated, then In Utero is that lost pearl.” And based on the comments floating around on this site – “not to be a dick but they really sucked and i agree with everyone that said they sucked” and “This review reqlly sucked” – it seems there are a few looking to knock the grunge kings down. The more intelligent negative comments lash out at Cobain for his heroin-addiction, scene posturing, and really shitty parenting skills. Which are valid criticisms for Cobain the person, but not Cobain the musician. Not to oversimplify, but I think at least part of Nirvana’s backlash stems from the fact that one day they stopped being a band that sounded good and started being a band we’re expected to like, and then, maybe, to a band we’re expected to think was overhyped. You’d think the latter would stem from the former, but that leap is a big, alienating one.

So let’s compromise by forgetting that Nirvana conquered hair metal and Michael Jackson to champion the supposed underground rock movement. Let’s forget about Cobain’s contradictory, churlish press statements. And let’s forget about his world-shaking suicide, if only to evaluate In Utero without hype or hate or yesteryear reverence for context. Given that I was eight years old when Cobain’s body was discovered April 8, 1994, it’s easy for me to do. For me, it was a blip – I was more into Sega Genesis and Boyz II Men at the time. I hope these things are easy for you to ignore too. The only outside context you need is Nevermind, by which I mean the actual collection of songs, not the cultural juggernaut.

In Utero is the uglier, perhaps punker kid brother to the glossy yet powerful Nevermind. Almost everything about In Utero is a reaction to its predecessor – the lyrics are at times confused and angry, caught up in the haze that comes with fame, while digging deeper into personal issues. “Serve the Servants” hits both – “Teenage sex has paid off well/Now I’m bored and old” satirizes the band’s success, while “I tried hard to have a father/But instead I have a dad” hits the listener with familial strife through subtle word differences. The songs are also much more confrontational, both lyrically and musically, as evidenced by the dissonant “Scentless Apprentice” and the rather direct “Rape Me.” Even its poppiest track, the single “Heart-Shaped Box,” bears a muddied guitar tone and a dissonant solo. All of which is thanks to the record’s engineer, Steve Albini.

Albini was chosen to record In Utero specifically because he was Butch Vig’s opposite. Vig has helmed some great, spit-shined rock breakthroughs, such as Smashing Pumpkins’ Siamese Dream, AFI’s Sing the Sorrow, and Against Me!’s New Wave. If you want to blow up, he’s your man, thanks to lots of overdubbing and glossing. Albini, by willful contrast, achieves power by different, seemingly simpler methods – well-placed mics, spacious rooms with good acoustics, and an emphasis on sounding live (or “real” if you prefer). No one sounds quite like Albini, but he makes the recording process sound so easy. As a result, In Utero’s dry sound is enhanced by dirge-y guitar/bass and seemingly bottomless drum sounds. Dave Grohl, one of the best drummers of the ’90s, gets his best sound on tracks like “Scentless Apprentice” and “All Apologies.” Even with additional vocal tracks, strings, and guitar overdubs, the record still sounds raw.

But In Utero doesn’t just succeed thanks to Albini’s aesthetically pleasing techniques. Ya still gotta have the right tunes, man. “Serve the Servants” announces In Utero as a wholly different animal with its distorted opening note – a ’90s update of The Beatles’ single attention-grabbing chord from “A Hard Day’s Night” if I might be so bold. “Scentless Apprentice” ratchets the harshness up a notch. “Heart-Shaped Box” is haunting by comparison, hitting the listener with a mix of cancerous, romantic, feminine, and mournful images. It’s a fucked-up love song. A bitter diatribe. “Rape Me,” with and without contrast, is a lot less convoluted or fleetingly sweet. It’s about being used, and Cobain uses his voice to inject meaning into the fairly basic lyrics (He says the title a lot). By the song’s end, Cobain, with Grohl on back-up, drowns out all the music with his angry urge to be abused. It’s daring and energetic.

The record’s first half or so, for all its ebb and flow, is pretty cohesive. The second half diverges. Relatively gentle, Lennon-esque tunes like “Dumb,” “Pennyroyal Tea,” and “All Apologies” are spread among freakouts like “Milk It,” “Radio Friendly Unit Shifter,” and “Tourette’s.” The listener can never fully get comfortable here, but everything is catchy so who cares. Cobain reveals a knack for pop genius on “All Apologies” and shreds his vocal chords seconds earlier on “Tourette’s,” and it all works.

“You Know You’re Right” left me hoping for a great “lost” fourth Nirvana album. With the Lights Out proved that, if there is such a thing, it’s going to take time and editing before anything close emerges. But maybe it’s OK if it never happens. Nirvana left behind three immaculate studio albums, plus Unplugged, arguably their best album overall. Regardless of when the next rarities set drops, there’s In Utero to punch me in the gut every time.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

regarding other people's blogs.

Justify FullIf you're like me, you assume that every living writer besides MEEEEE and Chuck Klosterman is a dumb-dumb. As it turns out, my friends are good writers too. Sometimes. My former boss Erin Brodbeck started a super-secret fashion blog called tour de fab. I'm more of a band tee/pants-bought-from-Kohls kinda guy, but she's got insights into looking like anything other than a stoned-out crumb-bum, so that's something.

My Husky Justice associate, Nate Adams, is back on the bloggin' bandwagon after we both got not-paid at our not-jobs at the not-newspaper People's Xpress News. Hit up Left of the Dial for reviews of bands I hate too much to bother writing about.

Nick Gregorio finally started updating his literary blog Infinity's Free Throw Line again. His latest is a super-depressing yet slightly uplifting story about post-education malaise in the Philadelphia suburbs. I identify with everything in the story because he's writing about places and people I know, but I think anyone stuck in a 20-something rut should be able to grab hold of the gist.

Oh yeah, and check out the rest of my chicas to the right. Under "chicas." UH-HUH.

Friday, May 22, 2009

regarding twats.

Per The Next Big Thing's request, I hopped on the Twitter bandwagon. I hope you fuckers like Prince references. And what's up with it loading my photos like 1/3 of the time?

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

The Promise Ring - 'Electric Pink'

[NOTE: With my income down to nada, Picasso Blue is gonna feature some more reviews about older albums. Specifically, stuff that's missing from the Punknews.org archives. Or hey, feel free to e-mail me at pelonej1@gmail.com about getting your record reviewed. We'll see how long this lasts.]

“They totally peaked with Nothing Feels Good.”


“Very Emergency was way too poppy.”


“How come the Tanner kids don’t look Greek, like at all?”


Friend, do these quotes sound familiar? You’re hanging out, maybe thinking about grilled cheese, when somebody drops an ignorant remark – they hate post-’97 Promise Ring! FACT: If you replace “Very Emergency” in the middle quote above with “minorities” and switch “too poppy” to “stupid,” you would have a sentence that is not only racist, but grammatically incorrect. Your friends are a hair away from causing a race riot. You have two choices: 1) Find new friends or 2) Hit ’em in the face with the soothing sorta-emo indie pop rock sounds of Electric Pink! Guaranteed to make ’em even rethink Wood/Water! Maybe!


Housed within its metallic, some might even say electric, pink cover is four songs totaling 12.5 minutes. Three of ’em bounce with Very Emergency’s poppy energy, but with a tightness that the EP format specializes in. The title track opens with a simple bass line and frontman Davey von Bohlen’s lispy word play. “Please don’t press that we dress / high heels and loud shoes are a mess / step out with quiet feet / and now I’m pleased to meet / meeting is so hard to do when you’re dead,” goes one memorable verse. The song is pretty much fun from every angle – to-the-point rock riffs, a hummer of a chorus, and those previously mentioned fun rhymes ensure that much. Track two and Very Emergency holdover “Strictly Television” sounds like slightly more retro TPR, if only for its punkier drumming. Hooks are still big though.


The EP shifts for “American Girl (V.01),” a reimagining of the Boys + Girls cut. Though it’s faster and steadier than the original, it’s still the mellowest/slowest song of the bunch, cleansing the palate before “Make Me a Mixtape.” It’s well-placed. So is “Make Me a Mixtape.” Arguably Electric Pink’s catchiest ditty, its pop-minded wistfulness is enhanced nine years after its release. The mixtape was long ago left behind by playlists and CD-Rs, but its nostalgia factor just ups the ante on this, a song about asking a loved one to make a mixtape for a road trip. Like any good driving song, it’s fast-paced and catchy, with some crunchy riffs thrown in. Grown-ass man von Bohlen acknowledges that he’ll never again be 22 (something this 23-year-old knows as well), but that he wouldn’t mind having a mixtape with “something old and something new / something I said or that we did / that reminds me of you.” Later on he gets a little more specific with requests for Husker Du and “something the Cars did in 1982.” He’s even willing to take “Duran Duran Duran Duran” too, sung with such precious honesty. I’m thinking “Hardly Getting Over It,” “Shake It Up,” and “The Chauffer,” but there are probably peppier numbers to commit to tape. But hey, your stupid friends don’t like catchy songs, right?

Monday, May 18, 2009

regarding new Big D.


Big D and The Kids Table, who've been my favorite ska band for like five years now, announced a new record for the summer called Fluent in Stroll. Two tracks are streaming right now on label Side One Dummy's Web site. Not sure how indicative the tracks are of the overall album, but they're definitely a departure from the two-tone of Strictly Rude. I'm digging the new emphasis on vocals.

Fluent in Stroll drops July 7.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Venice is Sinking - 'AZAR'

“It’s all too much / But sometimes it’s more than enough,” Venice is Sinking – “Young Master Sunshine”


Though the first few months were duds (why, Bruce Springsteen, why?!), 2009 is starting to turn into an exciting year for music. I’ve got a solid 10 top going so far that consists mostly of surprises. As in, records from bands I’d either written off before (The Horrors, Morrissey) or just never heard of at all (Pains of Being Pure at Heart). The latter designation is about to get an addition in the form of Venice is Sinking. The Athens, Ga. five-some’s sophomore full-length AZAR fell out of the digital sky like manna when frontman/guitarist Daniel Lawson e-mailed me about a review. I’m glad he did.


Here’s the skinny, ninny: AZAR is one of the best albums of ’09. It’s twangy like a mellow Wilco, slow and jammy like Yo La Tengo, and Lawson’s got a soothing voice a la Matthew Caws of Nada Surf. The record has a warm immediacy. Tracks like “Ryan’s Song” or the four murky “Azar” themes that run throughout the album are intimate.


The first of the “Azars” penned by keyboardist Jeremy Sellers, “Azar One,” opens the record slowly, pulling in more notes as it builds. Evoking a sunrise with its slow/steady measuring and gorgeous orchestration, it perfectly sets the tempo for AZAR. It starts off rather electronic-based before more organic instrumentation – dig those cymbal swells – kicks in. In the first of many excellent transitions, the track segues into lead single “Ryan’s Song.” Lawson and violist/vocalist Karolyn Troupe harmonize pretty dang well over a driving beat and ethereal guitar/strings/keys. And of course, it transitions well into track three, “Okay.”


Putting the “orchestral” in orchestral indie pop, AZAR feels like a classical suite, right down to its revisited eponymous theme. The album flows graciously; this isn’t just a collection of songs bashed out over a few months. Yet at the same time, every song stands out. “Okay” is the rocker in defiance of the dreamy charm of “Ryan’s Song” and “Wetland’s Dancehall.” “Sun Belt” combines slowcore and jazz for a rebirth of cool effect. Horns color the triumphant late number “Iron Range.” The lengthy finale “Charm City” caps it all off.


Given how spacey the album gets at times, it’s a wonder Venice is Sinking showcases such strong pop sensibilities, not to mention good editing skills. Aided by engineer Scott Solter (The Mountain Goats, John Vanderslice), AZAR is tight with its 43-minute time budget when it could have easily devolved into noodling and overly expansive negative space. As is, it’s a beguiling compromise. With a third record already in the bag, Venice is Sinking has my attention for the rest of the year.